Thursday, June 6, 2013

BLAME IT ON OBAMA!


It's becoming a national joke. Car won't start? Blame it on Obama. Constipated? Blame it on Obama. Stubbed your toe? You know whose fault it is!

Poor President Obama. He just can't catch a break. This country is so screwed up and still so very racist in its thinking, they just can't see past the color of his skin. Their loss, on every level of their pathetic lives.

Congressional Republicans have been in the throes of a 5-year temper tantrum, rendering them incapable of doing anything to make their Commander In Chief look good. Screw the people and pass the ammunition. I do believe they secretly view President O as "uppity" for having the audacity to not only run for POTUS, but actually win. TWICE.

Forget the fact that the guy is brilliant and was a Professor of Constitutional History at Harvard after which he joined a 'white shoe firm' (pardon the expression) as an attorney. When he chose to follow the advice of his fellow attorney Michelle Robinson (who is now our lovely First Lady) and work with the people on their own level, he was mocked for "only being" a community organizer completely ignoring what came before.

Here's a bulletin for those people: Jesus Christ was a 'community organizer' too. And don't even think of making a joke about how that turned out, even though I'm certain there are legions of Americans who would be thrilled to see their President crucified (and/or lynched.)

President Obama could find the cure for cancer and the common cold, eliminate poverty throughout the world, and establish permanent world peace...doesn't matter, not to those 'MURR'KNS who can't see past their own stupid noses (and brown skin.)

When President Obama was first elected, a like-minded journalist friend responded to my joyous e-mail, "This is going to bring out the best, and the worst, of America." And BOY, has it ever.

I was naive enough to believe that his election would be a shining moment in our troubled history, that we had finally evolved to a more intelligent society that could not only elect, but respect our first bi-racial president and his wonderful family. Yeah, right...my idealism withered on the vine the very day of his first Inauguration.

Then the so-called "Tea Party" emerged out of the backwoods of KKK country and the things that were said and "illustrated" about their president made me sick to my stomach, and deeply ashamed to be part of a country that was so obviously demented in their blind hatred.

So, the next time anything bad happens in your life, just blame it on Obama. It's all his fault, dating back to the beginning of time. Did you know that it was he who really killed off the dinosaurs??

'MURR'KA lives on...and the SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN! NOT.





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