Wednesday, June 19, 2013
THE NOTE FAMILY
What exactly is a "note family," you ask? Well, it happens when people are on different schedules and have to leave notes to communicate a message, be it school projects, food shopping, etc.
My father worked for the NYC Transit Authority as a motorman (modern-day term, engineer, sorry!) and often had odd hours, arriving home when we were all asleep.
He always took an interest in my homework, so I left my 4th grade, whatever-lesson it was ~ a construction paper, 3-dimensional square, triangle and cone, carefully held together by Scotch tape ~ on the table, with a note: "Dad, I made these for my school project tomorrow!"
Upon awakening, we found just the cone pulled to the center of the table, on top of a note from him: "ONE OF YOU SHOULD WEAR THIS AS A DUNCE CAP TODAY. THE DOOR WAS UNLOCKED." (To his credit, he was a safety nut about everything.)
At which point, my mother put a large plastic bag on the same table, with her own note: "FOR BEST RESULTS, WEAR OVER HEAD FOR 24 HOURS."
And so it went, back and forth, for as long as I can remember.
One classic is when Jell-o introduced a new, exotic flavor in the 1950s ~ LIME! We clamored for it, and my father, always one for bargains, decided to buy TWELVE boxes of lime Jell-o when it was on sale. My mother prepared a huge bowl of the slime-colored dessert...one taste, and we hated it! However, instead of using our brains and getting rid of it a little at a time when he wasn't home, we just let it sit there in the refrigerator, uneaten.
I will never forget the day I got home from school and found notes EVERYWHERE, all saying the same thing:
On the kitchen table: JELLO.
On the stereo turntable (boy, did he know my priorities!) JELLO.
Open the bathroom cabinet: JELLO.
Pinned to my clothing: JELLO.
JELLO SIGNS EVERYWHERE!
That is when my brain cells kicked in and I thought to myself: TOILET BOWL! And I have never eaten lime Jell-o since.
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