This is a baby honey badger! Unlike those big nasty cobra-larvae-mouse-eating adults made famous by the fabulous Randall, these little cuties have not yet learned that yucky stuff and can be easily trained to eat cat or dog or whatever food honey badger needs to survive (sans the skeevy stuff of the wild.)
Imagine walking a honey badger down your gritty NYC street?? Pit bulls will look like toy poodles when your little guy or girl bares its serrated razor-sharp teeth and threatens to eat any offender who dares to come close! Yeah, that's the pet for a tough city.
Adopt a honey badger today and never be afraid again! (Unless you leave your bedroom door open by mistake one night.....)
